Cast of Characters

Thought this may give you a little bit of background info here, so you know what the hell I am talking about as time goes on.

as of 2008:

Location: Salt Lake Shitty, Utah How the fuck did I end up here!

I would like to introduce you to those I hold dear and close to my heart:

Billy: My mountain man. This guy drives me freakin’ nuts! Billy is a great person, a hard worker, compassionate and loving, and would do anything for me. Yes, he has his bad points, but, remember this blog is about me growing….lol. I am sure you will read about me venting and hating him soon. (i.e. you will also read about him as William, just as the mood strikes me)

Chelsea:

up to no good!

My first born, Chelsea changed my life,. I became a mother at 16, yes, pregnant at 15, no, teenage pregnancy is not encouraged here. I do endorse taking responsibility though for one’s actions.
Chelsea is 16, Rich Chocolate long brown hair and gorgeous almond shaped eyes, and truly has a heart of gold, she is attitudinal (her lingo) and has made some bad choices as of late, but, we are working on this. She is homeschooled, works, attends vocal and acting classes.

Sage:

Something special about this 8 year old monster. Yes, you heard me…… monster. Every bad trait my husband and I have are balled up in one little guy. Obsessive, dramatic, easily irritated, demanding, domineering (wait, are these all my traits?).

Yet, a face that loves to smile, and lips that blow kisses from the baseball field, and heart so big~that his hugs will crush you.

Sage is a born performer! I know it! Rockstar is in his future. This blonde headed mass of destruction is homeschooled as well.

Jersey and Jager: 3 year old German Shedders that I need to give a bath to…….oops left them out in the rain this fine morning. It never rains here, it is the desert for Gods Sake. I put them out and went back to bed. They are cute, cuddly, sweet, protective, smelly, hairy, and annoying (wait are we talkin’ dogs or my husband?).

Me…Red…: Yes, someone yelled firecrotch out their window to me recently. How exciting, so being Firecrotch.com was already taken….

I am learning who “I am”- I was the girl that always would say, life will start after I …….

It clicked one day my life has started and I was already living it. Realization~

A stay at home mom by day and a Romance Goddess by night, haha, no, not a stripper, nor do I walk the alley ways. I am a business owner, a distributor for a well-known Adult Novelty Business. Yes, I do “those parties”

About us as a whole:

We are a free-spirited family, if we didn’t have children, Billy and I would live on the road for sure, my dream when we are old and gray is to own a campground with cabins, and turn it into a Hippie Haven. The family loves trading in Caribbean vacations for Music Festivals, we enjoy the simple things yet also like to be apart of the world. The 78 VW Westy in the driveway mixed with the X-terra being currently driven.

This best sums up who we are.